Don't Tell Me Any Stories (German: Erzähl mir nichts, lit. 'Tell Me Nothing') is a 1964 West German comedy film directed by Dietrich Haugk and starring Heidelinde Weis, Karl Michael Vogler and Georg Thomalla. It was shot at the Bavaria Studios in Munich and on location in Trentino. The film's sets were designed by the art director Wolf Englert and Bruno Monden. It was shot in Eastmancolor.