Don Stitt (born January 25, 1956) is an American actor and playwright who has been featured in four Broadway musicals, appeared 20 times on the Late Show with David Letterman, and starred in countless commercials. Stitt graduated from Carlmont High (1973) and attended San Francisco State University (1977), in 2007 he received his MFA in professional writing from Western Connecticut State University. In 1968, he did a radio commercial for Teen magazine, for which he also wrote the ad copy. He toured nationally in Cole Porter's Can-Can with Chita Rivera and The Rockettes for over a year.