"Legal Man" is a song by Scottish indie pop band Belle and Sebastian. The track features Rozanne Suarez and the Maisonettes on vocals and Snow Patrol drummer Jonny Quinn on congas. The cover artwork—designed by Andrew Symington—features band members Stevie Jackson and Isobel Campbell along with Adrienne Payne and Suarez. Two B-sides were released with the single: "Judy Is a Dick Slap", an instrumental, and "Winter Wooksie", which was the last time bass player Stuart David sang lead vocals before departing the band in 2000.