The (Post) Mistress is a musical play by Tomson Highway. The play has also been staged in a French version titled Zesty Gopher s'est fait écraser par un frigo and a Cree version titled Kisageetin, although The (Post) Mistress, a predominantly English show which retains some French and Cree lyrics, is the most widely produced version. Most productions of the show to date have starred Sudbury musician and actress Patricia Cano in the lead role, although some have also starred Pandora Topp or Martha Irving.