Stupid is Forever is a 2014 book by Miriam Defensor Santiago. It's a collection of jokes, comebacks, one-liners, and pick-up lines spoken by Santiago in her career as a lawyer, judge and politician. Published by ABS-CBN Publishing, the book has sold over 110,000 copies since its launch in December 2014, making it the country's fastest best-selling book of 2014. A sequel, titled Stupid is Forevermore, was published a year later.